i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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