I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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