Sry I called you an 8
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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