Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal