i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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