Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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