JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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