so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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