so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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