My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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