i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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she pinky promised me she was 18
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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