haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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