So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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