let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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