:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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