I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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