You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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