Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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