question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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