Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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