you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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