somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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