Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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