I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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