North Korea, Best Korea!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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