Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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