I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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