Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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