just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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