just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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