we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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