no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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