Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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