Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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