and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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