He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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