Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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