how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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