Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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