i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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