I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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