i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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