Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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