I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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