Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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