You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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