Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Sext me about skeletons
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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