It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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