Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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