he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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