I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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