S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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