I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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